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Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts zingy repartee and genuine warmth. You get a full dinner, scene after scene of Golden Girls magic, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're just here for the drag, the food, and the company.

Provincetown's leather community gathers for a full weekend of celebration—opening reception with cocktails and cigars, a late-night uniforms party, and a Sunday cookout with a tattoo contest. It's the kind of event where the dress code is part of the point, the crowd knows each other, and three days of leather culture, camaraderie, and friendly competition make it worth the trip.

A witch gains her powers on her 16th birthday. On her 40th Birthday she gets… MENOPAUSE? With a Jammin´ score featuring 90s hits with music by Natasha Beddingfield, Britney Spears, Alanis Morrisett, Alicia Keys and more... Qya Cristal, Delta Miles, and Roxy Pops star in this New Musical Comedy that fast forwards us 25 years, where Sabrina Spellman is back living in her aunt's attic. What happens when a newly divorced, premenopausal, STILL A VIRGIN 40 year old Sabrina Spellman (Roxy Pops) casts a spell to be Sabrina Carpenter for a night? Find out in Sabrina The Middle Aged Witch! Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles.

GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a deliriously campy mashup of two pop culture touchstones: the iconic sitcom The Golden Girls and the cult-classic film Mean Girls. Young, impressionable Cady Heron arrives in Miami to spend the school year with four very opinionated ladies of a certain age—Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia. But after a long flight from Africa (and perhaps one too many slices of cheesecake), Cady falls fast asleep… and wakes up in a world turned completely upside down. Suddenly, she's navigating the savage social hierarchy of Miami High, where "The Plastics" look very familiar. Rose is the eternally sunny Karen, Gretchen energy radiating from Sophia's unpredictable loyalty and chaos, Blanche reigns supreme as the dazzling, manipulative Regina George, and Dorothy transforms into the edgy, disillusioned Janis Ian, reluctantly guiding Cady through the brutal terrain of high school survival. As Cady struggles to survive this high school fever dream of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery, one thing becomes clear: in this world, age is just a number—but being mean is forever.

Saturday mornings in Provincetown just got a whole lot more fabulous. Crown Jewels is an all-singing, all-dancing drag brunch starring Delta Miles, Roxy Pops, and Qya Cristal — expect powerhouse vocals, dazzling performances, and plenty of laughs while you brunch in the Restaurant & Courtyard. Doors open at 10:30 AM, show starts at 11:00 AM. Note: ticket doesn't include food or beverages; $25 minimum spend.