Women's Week: An Evening With Teri & Joan (Featuring Members of One Long Earring)

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts zingy repartee and genuine warmth. You get a full dinner, scene after scene of Golden Girls magic, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're just here for the drag, the food, and the company.

A witch gains her powers on her 16th birthday. On her 40th Birthday she gets… MENOPAUSE? With a Jammin´ score featuring 90s hits with music by Natasha Beddingfield, Britney Spears, Alanis Morrisett, Alicia Keys and more... Qya Cristal, Delta Miles, and Roxy Pops star in this New Musical Comedy that fast forwards us 25 years, where Sabrina Spellman is back living in her aunt's attic. What happens when a newly divorced, premenopausal, STILL A VIRGIN 40 year old Sabrina Spellman (Roxy Pops) casts a spell to be Sabrina Carpenter for a night? Find out in Sabrina The Middle Aged Witch! Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles.

GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a deliriously campy mashup of two pop culture touchstones: the iconic sitcom The Golden Girls and the cult-classic film Mean Girls. Young, impressionable Cady Heron arrives in Miami to spend the school year with four very opinionated ladies of a certain age—Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia. But after a long flight from Africa (and perhaps one too many slices of cheesecake), Cady falls fast asleep… and wakes up in a world turned completely upside down. Suddenly, she's navigating the savage social hierarchy of Miami High, where "The Plastics" look very familiar. Rose is the eternally sunny Karen, Gretchen energy radiating from Sophia's unpredictable loyalty and chaos, Blanche reigns supreme as the dazzling, manipulative Regina George, and Dorothy transforms into the edgy, disillusioned Janis Ian, reluctantly guiding Cady through the brutal terrain of high school survival. As Cady struggles to survive this high school fever dream of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery, one thing becomes clear: in this world, age is just a number—but being mean is forever.

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch is a high-energy, laugh-out-loud celebration where rotating drag entertainers take the stage with live singing, show-stopping dance numbers, outrageous comedy, and dazzling character illusions. Saturdays feature "Queens of the PO" hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos with a rotating cast including Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, and Jizelle. Sundays bring "Brunch Business"—a limited engagement where Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos lead a hilariously chaotic mock meeting complete with ceiling-high kicks, basement-level comedy, and an agenda of bacon, Broadway, and yacht rock. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because. $28.50.

Carlös is back for her second full season in P-Town with an hour of nonstop energy that's part impression showcase, part dance party. Expect stellar takes on Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita—backed by dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and the kind of crowd work that keeps the room laughing and dancing. She's headlined cruise ships and Puerto Vallarta residencies; now she's ready to be your star.

A campy, high-energy stage retelling of the cult-classic film that turns the fashion world upside down. When Miranda Priestly's designer shoe secret unravels, naïve Andy stumbles into the scandal of the season—sparking a whirlwind of fashion week chaos, office meltdowns, and increasingly unhinged attempts to save face. NPR calls it "a comedic kicker of a play," while SiriusXM's Frank DeCaro raves it's "murderously funny." A drop-dead chic cast delivers the laughs at every turn.