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Drag Shows

Step into Blanche's parlor for an evening of Golden Girls nostalgia done right — a drag show meets dinner theater where Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia come alive through the performances of Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine. You'll get the zingy repartee, the scene-stealing moments, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're discovering it fresh.

Broadway

Four years in, this Provincetown drag spectacular is still one of the most fun nights on the Post Office stage. Delta Miles, Qya Cristál, and Roxy Pops deliver live vocals, three-part harmonies, quick-change costumes, and comedy that lands, running through hits from Lady Marmalade and Respect to Broadway favorites like Over the Rainbow and the Moulin Rouge Diamonds Medley. Whether it's your first time or your fifth, expect big voices, bigger laughs, and classic Ptown glamour.

Cabaret

A deliriously campy mashup that crashes The Golden Girls into Mean Girls—complete with Cady Heron waking up in a Miami High fever dream where Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia have become The Plastics. Expect shade, schemes, senior-discount savagery, and the kind of clever character parodies that make you wonder why nobody thought of this sooner. Fast-paced, funny, and exactly the kind of theatrical chaos Provincetown does best.

Live Music

Melissa Ferrick brings her raw, soulful songwriting back to the Post Office Cabaret stage for a three-night run during Women's Week. Catch this celebrated folk-rock artist performing live on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday evenings — intimate performances that showcase why she's earned such devoted fans over decades of making music that matters.

Cabaret

A witch's 40th birthday hits different—especially when it comes with menopause and an existential crisis. Roxy Pops, Delta Miles, and Qya Cristal star in this new musical comedy that fast-forwards Sabrina Spellman 25 years into her newly divorced, still-a-virgin life back in her aunt's attic. The score is pure 90s nostalgia—Britney, Alanis, Natasha Beddingfield, Alicia Keys—and the plot gets deliciously weird when Sabrina casts a spell to become Sabrina Carpenter for a night. Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles, it's the kind of irreverent, character-driven comedy that makes Provincetown's cabaret scene what it is.

Cabaret

A wild musical journey through the life of queer icon Bitch—from her punk dyke roots in the late 90s to indie rock stardom, feminist awakening, and her brush with cancel culture. Electric violin, sharp humor, and genuine heart collide in this cabaret version of her off-Broadway one-woman show. Co-written and directed by Margie Zohn, it's a funny, touching, and unapologetically joyful treatise on patriarchy, self-actualization, and triumph.