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Cabaret

Hey Bitch! is a funny, touching musical broomstick ride through queer icon Bitch's childhood, feminist awakening and indie rock stardom in Provincetown, MA at the Post Office Cafe & Cabaret. This cabaret version promises a fresh take on Bitch's one-woman show, and you'll hear the electric violin-laced pop along the way. Tickets run $39 GA to $49 VIP.

Cabaret

Carlös is back for her second full season in Provincetown with an hour of nonstop energy—stellar impressions of Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita, dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and hilarious crowd work. Fresh off five years headlining Virgin Voyages cruise ships and residencies in Puerto Vallarta, she's ready to be your star. Saturday nights at the Post Office Cabaret.

Comedy

A drag musical comedy where beauty fades but ambition never does. From the creators of Sabrina the Middle-Aged Witch comes this outrageous parody blending Death Becomes Her with The Substance—featuring Qya Cristal, Roxy Pops, Delta Miles, and Aria Hard tearing through killer hits like "Queen of the Night," "Barracuda," and "Bitch." Fame dies. Beauty fades. But siempre diva.

Cabaret

Spookey Helltown Burlesque is Ptown's Halloween-season burlesque show, and it's exactly as wicked as it sounds. Expect aerial acrobatics, drag, pole routines, live vocals and a bit of magic from the town's own talent at the Post Office Cafe & Cabaret on Commercial Street. Shows run Friday nights at 9:00 PM on October 23rd and 30th, with tickets $39-$49.

Cabaret

Goodnight Provincetown is the late-night talk show where anything can happen in Ptown, and usually does. Host Bob Keary welcomes a rotating lineup of unpredictable guests, backed by live music from the Mike Flanagan Trio, with games and prizes for the crowd. It's cabaret-style chaos at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret on Commercial Street, and you'll want to be there.

Cabaret

Paige Turner's glitter-drenched holiday cabaret at the Post Office Cafe & Cabaret in Provincetown, with all-live singing, comedy, holiday classics and original songs like "Christmas Is So Gay." Two shows, Friday December 4th and Friday December 11th at 7pm, tickets $39-$49. Expect audience interaction and enough sparkle to make your tinsel feel inadequate.