Diva! Presents: Sabrina The Middle Aged Witch

A deliriously campy mashup that crashes The Golden Girls into Mean Girls—Cady Heron lands in Miami with Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia, who transform into The Plastics. Expect shade, schemes, senior-discount savagery, and the kind of clever parody that mines two beloved pop culture touchstones for maximum comedic chaos. Fast-paced, sharp, and exactly the kind of theatrical romp Provincetown does best.

NYC's 'Showbiz Spitfire' Paige Turner is back for her 6th sensational season in Provincetown with an all-new, all-LIVE sung cabaret. In Drag Me to the Movies, she reimagines herself in the Hollywood roles that got away, featuring show-stopping songs from Grease, Titanic, The Wizard of Oz, Mommie Dearest, Star Wars, and more. It's packed with glamour, campy twists, and Paige's signature wit—a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in.

A wild musical broomstick ride through the life of queer icon Bitch—from her punk dyke duo days with Bitch and Animal through indie rock stardom, feminist awakening, and a brush with cancel culture. This cabaret version of her off-Broadway one-woman show is funny, touching, and electric, laced with violin and built on a treatise about patriarchy, self-actualization, and triumph. Sundays at 7pm through mid-September.

Judy Gold is back at the Post Office Cabaret for her 35th year—a fearless comedy force who's spent 44 years in show business, Jewish motherhood, and Provincetown summers. Call of Judy is what happens when great comedy collides with free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, life, death, and the 24/7 news cycle. She doesn't tiptoe. She charges. No filter, no retreat, just Judy saying the things you're thinking—and a few you wish you had the guts to say.

A campy, high-energy stage retelling of the cult-classic film that trades designer delusion for budget-heel reality. When Miranda Priestly's red-soled shoe scam unravels, naïve Andy stumbles into the scandal of the season, sparking a whirlwind of fashion week fiascos, office meltdowns, and increasingly unhinged attempts to maintain the façade. NPR calls it "a comedic kicker of a play"—murderously funny, drop-dead chic, and barreling toward a glamorous showdown in Paris where nothing is quite what it seems.