The Devil Wears Payless

Melissa Ferrick brings her raw, soulful songwriting back to the Post Office Cabaret stage for a three-night run during Women's Week. Catch this celebrated folk-rock artist performing live on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday evenings — intimate performances that showcase why she's earned such devoted fans over decades of making music that matters.

A witch's 40th birthday hits different—especially when it comes with menopause and an existential crisis. Roxy Pops, Delta Miles, and Qya Cristal star in this new musical comedy that fast-forwards Sabrina Spellman 25 years into her newly divorced, still-a-virgin life back in her aunt's attic. The score is pure 90s nostalgia—Britney, Alanis, Natasha Beddingfield, Alicia Keys—and the plot gets deliciously weird when Sabrina casts a spell to become Sabrina Carpenter for a night. Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles, it's the kind of irreverent, character-driven comedy that makes Provincetown's cabaret scene what it is.

A wild musical journey through the life of queer icon Bitch—from her punk dyke roots in the late 90s to indie rock stardom, feminist awakening, and her brush with cancel culture. Electric violin, sharp humor, and genuine heart collide in this cabaret version of her off-Broadway one-woman show. Co-written and directed by Margie Zohn, it's a funny, touching, and unapologetically joyful treatise on patriarchy, self-actualization, and triumph.

Judy Gold is back at the Post Office Cabaret for her 35th year—a comedy force with 44 years in show business and the fearless voice that's earned her two Emmy Awards, HBO specials, and a spot on Netflix's Stand Out: An LGBTQ+ Celebration. Call of Judy is unfiltered stand-up that charges straight into free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, and the 24/7 dumpster fire we call the news cycle. She doesn't tiptoe. She hits hard and never waits for permission to be funny.

Gretchen Wylder's darkly comedic one-woman show reclaims witchcraft and spirituality through the lens of a tarot-reading lesbian forced from her home by religious extremists. Blending horror and humor, the show reinterprets Biblical women's stories while skewering the patriarchal systems and modern dangers of organized religion. Award-winning at Edinburgh Fringe ('25) and Hollywood Fringe ('26), this is fierce, funny, and unapologetically queer—a solo performance that turns personal survival into spiritual rebellion.

Pamela Means takes the Post Office Cabaret stage during Women's Week 2026—a celebrated performer returning to deliver the kind of sharp, engaging entertainment that keeps audiences coming back. Catch her live on the legendary Provincetown cabaret stage where some of the best names in entertainment have made their mark.