The Golden Girls Dinner

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch is back at the Post Office Café—a high-energy, laugh-out-loud experience where P-Town's finest drag entertainers take the stage to twirl, tease, and turn your morning into a full-blown celebration. Fridays and Saturdays feature "Queens of the PO" hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos, with a rotating cast including Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, and Jizelle. Sundays bring "Brunch Business," where Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos lead a hilariously questionable meeting with live singing, ceiling-high kicks, and basement-level comedy—the agenda includes bacon, Broadway, and yacht rock. Each weekend delivers something fresh and unexpected. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because.

A witch gains her powers at 16. At 40? Menopause. This new musical comedy fast-forwards 25 years to find Sabrina Spellman (Roxy Pops) newly divorced, still a virgin, and living back in her aunt's attic. Featuring a killer 90s soundtrack with Britney Spears, Alanis Morissette, Alicia Keys, and more, it's a hilarious dive into midlife magic with Qya Cristal, Delta Miles, and Roxy Pops. Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles.

A deliriously campy mashup that crashes two pop culture icons together: The Golden Girls meets Mean Girls. Picture Cady Heron arriving in Miami to stay with four opinionated older women—Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia—only to wake up in a high school fever dream where they've become The Plastics. It's a tight, fast-paced romp of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery that proves age is just a number, but being mean is forever. Provincetown Magazine called it "a romp with great performances and clever co-mingling of two well-known stories."

Carlös is back for her second full season in Provincetown, and she's bringing the energy. Fresh off five years headlining cruise ships and residencies in Puerto Vallarta, she's ready to own the Post Office stage with an hour of nonstop performances—zany impressions of Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita, dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and the kind of crowd work that keeps the room laughing. This is the party P-Town's been waiting for.