Sinfully Funny Comedy Show

Saturday evening at JR's belongs to the showtunes crowd — a room full of people who know every word, a bartender ready to pour, and the kind of singalong energy that makes you remember why you love this place. No cover, good drinks, and the soundtrack to your life on repeat.

Learn to crochet your own headbands and bandanas in this beginner-friendly class at Little District Books. No experience needed — all supplies and tools are included, and you'll have finished pieces to take home by the end of the three-hour session. A perfect way to pick up a new skill in the queerest bookstore in D.C.

LOBO brings the leather and gear community together for a night where the dress code is strict and the energy is raw. No cover, no pretense — just the people who show up ready to play. Saturday nights at District Eagle are for those who know what they want.

Sidekick and Alex Love take over Crush for a night dedicated to the Queen of Pop. No cover, special Madonna giveaways courtesy of Absolut, and a dance floor ready to worship at the altar of Madge. Saturday nights at Crush are always packed—this one's going to be legendary.

LOBO cranks up the heat with a night built for the leather and kink community — music that moves, a packed dance floor, and a room full of people who show up as themselves. This is the kind of event that reminds you why District Eagle matters: a space where everyone belongs, no apologies. Cover starts at 10pm.

Sunday afternoons at Crush belong to the people who show up early, stay late, and don't mind free hot dogs while they last. DJ Matt Bailer takes over at 4pm, turning the dance floor into the neighborhood's most reliably fun weekend reset. Open from 2pm, completely free — exactly what a neighborhood bar should do well.