Fat Slut

Trivia night where the questions actually get you — think queer cinema deep cuts, LGBTQ+ history, and pop culture moments that hit different when you're in a room full of people who lived them. It's the kind of Thursday that turns into a whole thing: teams forming, drinks flowing, and that perfect mix of competitive energy and genuine community that makes you remember why you love this crowd. Free entry means zero barrier to showing up and testing your knowledge against people who actually know their stuff.

Thursday night at Precinct is where the downtown LA queer scene comes alive — a packed dance floor, a DJ who actually knows how to read a room, and the kind of crowd that feels like chosen family. This is the spot where you show up solo and leave with new people to text, where the music keeps building and nobody's checking their phone. Free entry means there's zero friction between thinking about going and actually being there.

Every Friday at 8PM, Precinct becomes the place to be for All Stars Season 11 — rotating guest hosts, a room full of people who actually care about the lipsyncs, and cheap happy hour drinks from 6pm-9pm to keep the energy going. Free entry means zero excuses to show up.

Stand-up comedy hosted by HAY BEACON with performers you've actually seen on TV—or at least on the internet, which totally counts. This is pure comedy, not drag, with a hard stop before the DJ needs help moving tables off the dance floor. Eight bucks, doors at 6pm, and a genuinely fun night that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Saturday night at Precinct gets a fresh energy with Smiley — a $10 dance night that draws a crowd ready to move. Late-night vibes, good music, and the kind of packed dance floor that makes you forget it's just the beginning of the weekend.

Every fourth Sunday, Jackie Beat and Sherry Vine channel Dorothy and Blanche in a drag brunch that's equal parts hilarious and heartwarming. Expect sharp wit, plenty of shade, and the kind of energy that makes you actually want to wake up early on a weekend. Doors at 11:30 AM, show at 1 PM — arrive hungry, leave happy.