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Sunday afternoon tea dance where big dads, cheap drafts, and free snacks converge into the kind of fun that keeps people coming back. DJ Matt Effect spins while the dance floor fills up, and Precinct's kitchen keeps the food flowing. It's the second Sunday tradition that's become unmissable — free entry, $4 drafts, and a room full of people who know how to have a good time.

Sunday nights belong to the disco lovers — a weekly rotation of guest performers and resident DJs spinning the tracks that make you want to move. Free entry means there's zero reason not to show up and dance with your people.

Every second Tuesday, this is where you prove you're actually funny. Sign-ups start at 6:30pm — bring your five minutes, your best jokes, and the confidence to back up what you've been saying at brunch. Full food and drink menu keeps the crowd fed and loose. Free entry.

Monthly drag competition where 12 queens battle it out for the crown, with a different diva theme each month. Hosted by Isadora Spreads, it's the kind of competitive energy that keeps you invested from the first lip sync to the final elimination. Free entry means there's zero reason not to show up and pick your favorite.

Wednesday nights at Precinct mean Gay Ass Bingo with a side of burgers — $6 off any burger makes it even easier to stick around for the whole game. Free entry, cheap eats, and the kind of crowd that actually knows how to have fun. Show up, play, win, repeat.

Wednesday nights at Precinct belong to bingo — free to play, rotating guest hosts who actually know how to work a room, and prizes that range from gift cards and drinks to art and merch from local vendors. Buy one of the signature cocktails or the Bingo Burger special and you get extra sheets to up your odds. It's the kind of midweek thing that sounds simple until you're there and realize why people keep coming back.