Toxic Thots: Comedy Show

A Sunday afternoon party for bears and the men who love them — the kind of gathering where everyone shows up to have a genuinely good time without the pretense. Free entry means there's zero reason not to join the crowd at Precinct's tea dance vibe.

Sunday nights belong to the disco lovers — a weekly rotation of DJs spinning the best in funk, soul, and dance floor classics. July brings Gabe tha Babe and DJ Dean on the 19th, with different guest pairings each week. Free entry means there's no reason not to show up and dance.

Maureen SanDiego's boundary-pushing cabaret satire hits Precinct for one night only—a John Waters–inspired fever dream that's equal parts irreverent, hilarious, and completely unhinged. Written by Hollywood's premiere female female impersonator and featuring Linda Recessionista with special guests, this is the kind of show that reminds you why live performance matters. Frivolous, inappropriate, and exactly what you need. Music by Jack Krimmel.

Machete brings the heat to Precinct on Tuesday nights—a Latin-flavored dance experience that draws a crowd ready to move. Free entry means there's zero reason not to show up and see what the energy's all about.

Wednesday nights at Precinct mean bingo, burgers, and cheap drinks. The $6 burger special runs all night during Gay Ass Bingo, so you've got a solid reason to show up early, stay late, and actually eat something while you're playing. Free entry, good food, and a room full of people who know how to have fun — exactly what a neighborhood bar should do.

Katya's taking you on a fever dream of a night — Christmas in July meets a trip to Italy, all wrapped up in one delirious celebration. Expect wall-to-wall Italian dance music, a room that's ready to move, and the kind of theatrical chaos that makes these nights actually worth clearing your calendar for. Doors at 9pm, event kicks at 10pm.