Bearded Pig Disco

Every other Tuesday, the stage is yours — bring your five minutes, your best material, and the confidence of someone who's definitely funnier than their friends think. This is where the "I could totally do comedy" crowd gets to actually prove it. Free entry, full food and drink menu, and a room full of people ready to laugh. Sign-ups start at 6:30pm.

Isadora Spreads brings the competition every second Tuesday with a monthly drag showdown that honors a different diva each time — 12 queens enter, one walks away victorious. It's the kind of high-energy, unpredictable night that keeps you invested from 9pm until close, and it's free.

Gay Ass Bingo meets happy hour at Precinct — free entry, $6 off any burger, and the kind of midweek energy that actually makes Wednesday worth showing up for. It's the neighborhood's best excuse to eat, play, and hang with people who get it.

Wednesday nights at Precinct mean one thing: bingo with personality. Free entry, a room full of people who actually know how to have fun, and prizes that make it worth playing. It's the kind of low-key, reliably good time that keeps people coming back week after week.

Tito Bonito brings the heat with Tropicana Gigante, a Latin burlesque spectacular that's all about glamour, movement, and unapologetic sensuality. Expect elaborate costumes, live energy, and performers who know how to command a stage. This is burlesque with flavor — the kind of show that reminds you why this art form is so damn captivating.

Thursday night trivia hosted by Queen Sheba, the resident belting bad girl who keeps the energy high and the questions sharp. Free entry, happy hour specials from 6-9pm, and Taco Thursday specials make it an easy sell. Show up with your crew, test your knowledge, and compete for gift cards and merch. It's the kind of reliably fun midweek thing that keeps people coming back.