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Sunday nights belong to the disco lovers and the bears who show up for it. DJ Dean Buckly and DJ Ray keep the floor moving with classic disco grooves, the kind of night that reminds you why this music never gets old. Free entry means there's no reason not to come dance.

The Cinema Club winds down and the night shifts into high gear—DJ SKUD takes over at 10pm for a late-night set that'll keep the dance floor moving. No cover, no pretense, just good music and the people who showed up to hear it. This is what Tuesday nights should feel like.

Gay Ass Bingo meets happy hour at Precinct — free entry, $6 off burgers, and the kind of midweek energy that actually makes Wednesday worth showing up for. It's bingo with personality, food specials that make sense, and a room full of people who know how to have a good time.

Wednesday night bingo with personality — think fast-paced rounds, ridiculous prizes, and a room full of people who actually know how to have fun. It's the kind of low-key event that keeps regulars coming back week after week. Free entry means there's zero reason not to show up.

Teaze is back with a night built for trans and gender-nonconforming dancers and their people — hosted by VHex Girl with beats from Eva Myra May, and dinner and drinks flowing all night. It's a "Trantasy" in the best sense: a space where you can let loose, be seen, and dance till late. Doors at 9pm, showtime at 10pm. $10 cash at the door.

Thursday nights belong to the trivia regulars who show up for the questions, the banter with Queen Sheba, and the chance to win gift cards and merch. Four years running, this is the kind of reliably fun event that keeps people coming back — especially with happy hour specials and Taco Thursday deals making it an easy sell to your crew.