The Real Housewives of Tea Dance

Boatslip's poolside party is pure summer joy — a daytime dance party where you're surrounded by friends old and new, good music, and the kind of energy that makes you remember why you love this community. The pool deck is packed with people letting loose, the sun's out, the drinks are flowing, and there's zero pretense about it. This is the Saturday that actually feels like a celebration, not just another event to check off.

The Boatslip's legendary Saturday afternoon tea dance gets a competitive twist — expect the usual packed deck, killer DJ sets, and that electric mix of flirtation and dancing, but with a themed battle vibe that keeps the energy sharp. It's the kind of event where the whole town shows up to dance, see, and be seen.

Sunday poolside at Boatslip is where Provincetown's queer community gathers to soak up sun, music, and pure good vibes. This is the kind of day party that starts casual and builds into something electric — dancing by the water, a crowd that actually knows how to have fun, and that rare feeling of being exactly where you're supposed to be. Whether you're cooling off between beach time or making it your whole afternoon, SOAKED! captures everything that makes summer in P-town feel like home.

True Colors is Boatslip's Sunday Tea Dance celebration — the kind of afternoon where the ocean breeze, live entertainment, and a room full of your chosen family all hit at exactly the right moment. The outdoor patio fills up fast with people who came to dance, connect, and just be themselves without apology. It's the weekly reset that actually matters, set against Provincetown's most iconic waterfront backdrop.

A themed twist on Boatslip's legendary Sunday Tea Dance — expect the drama, the glamour, and the unforgettable waterfront scene that makes this the town's most reliably packed afternoon. Dress the part, arrive ready to see and be seen, and settle in for hours of dancing on the deck with the best crowd Provincetown has to offer.

Boatslip's Monday afternoon Tea Dance goes full nostalgia with a 90s takeover — think Britney, TLC, Spice Girls, and all the pop moments that defined a generation. The waterfront deck fills up fast with people ready to dance in the sun, and the DJ keeps the energy exactly where it needs to be. It's the kind of afternoon where you lose track of time, the drinks keep flowing, and everyone's here for the same reason: to have an absolutely good time.

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch keeps the stage hot with rotating lineups that change nightly—live singing, dance numbers, comedy, and character illusions that'll have you laughing through your eggs Benedict. Wednesday's "Panties in a Brunch" features pop parodies and Broadway reimagined. Thursday's "BRUNCHLOS" is a sing-along whirlwind from yacht rock to top 40. Weekends bring "Queens of the PO" and "The Lady Brunch" with icons like Nina West, Raquel Blake, and Lakia Mondale. No two shows are the same, and that's exactly the point.

Dominick Pupa brings the kind of high-energy cabaret performance that keeps Provincetown's Red Room packed — expect sharp comedy, pop diva moments, and the theatrical flair that makes live entertainment actually worth leaving the house for. This is the kind of show where the crowd's as much a part of the night as the performer, and Saturday at 7pm is when it all goes down.

Broadway Barbara is back in Provincetown with a night of Broadway standards, ribald show biz stories, and the kind of theatrical flair that's made her a social media sensation. Expect songs, Fosse choreography, and plenty of over-sharing as she takes you through her life and career with comedic interpretations of classic tunes. A rare chance to catch a stage legend at the Red Room.

A gloriously filthy lesbian drag parody of Wicked that turns the Emerald City into a sapphic fever dream. Ginger Minj (All Stars 10 winner) plays a brand-obsessed, three-shots-deep Glinda ready to spill the tea, while Jujubee serves butch broom-rider realness as a fascism-fighting Elphaba. Aria Hard rounds out the cast as a swishy bartender with secrets. Set inside the OzDust Barroom, the show unfolds through Ariana Grande anthems reimagined as Broadway battle cries—broom-flying duets, breakup ballads, and a confetti-drenched coming-out finale that'll have you clutching your pearls. It's scandalous, ridiculously gay, and packed with heart.

Bearmania takes over Purgatory for a week of bear community celebration, and underwear night is the main event. This is the kind of night where the dance floor gets packed, the vibe is unapologetically sexy, and everyone's here for the same reason — to have a genuinely good time with their people. Father Figure and Vicki Powell are behind the decks.

The final night of bear week at The Crown & Anchor — Karsten Sollors behind the decks, no cover charge, and a room full of bears ready to send off the week right. It's the kind of goodbye that feels more like a beginning.