A Woman Named Carlös: The New Classic

Paige Turner opens a storybook and anything becomes possible — rainbows, live songs, kindness that saves the day, and everyone invited into the adventure. This Family Week favorite is all-live singing, storytime, interactive fun, and silly surprises set to music from Sesame Street, Disney, The Muppets, Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, and Dolly Parton. Fifty minutes of pure joy, followed by a meet-and-greet. Rated G; genuinely fun for all ages. This show sells out every year.

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch destination is back at the Post Office Café with a rotating lineup that changes by day of the week. Wednesdays bring pop parodies and Broadway show tunes hosted by A Woman Named Carlos and Sutton Lee Seymour. Thursdays feature Carlos taking you through 70s yacht rock, 80s pop, 90s punk, and showtunes. Fridays and Saturdays showcase "Queens of the PO" with Raquel Blake, A Woman Named Carlos, and a rotating cast including Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, and Jizelle. Saturdays also feature "The Lady Brunch" with Nina West and Raquel Blake. Sundays bring "Misleading Ladies" with Paige Turner and Delta Miles. Expect live singing, dance numbers, comedy, and the kind of high-energy celebration only P-Town drag can deliver.

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that mines the iconic sitcom for all its zingy repartee and heart. Dinner and a slice of cheesecake are included, which means you're getting a full evening of nostalgia, laughter, and actual food for $33.50. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched Golden Girls a hundred times or you're discovering it fresh.

A wild, funny, and touching one-woman cabaret from queer icon Bitch—the legendary violinist, feminist force, and Kill Rock Stars artist. This electric show takes you through her punk dyke roots with Bitch and Animal, her indie rock ascent, and her reckoning with cancel culture, all wrapped in violin-laced pop and raw honesty about patriarchy and self-actualization. Fresh from an off-Broadway run, this is Bitch doing what she does best: commanding the stage with fearless artistry and aggressively joyful energy.

Michael Chapman takes the Post Office Cafe stage for an evening devoted entirely to the women who didn't just sing — they owned it. Pop royalty, Broadway legends, soul queens, country and rock goddesses: this is a genre-spanning celebration of the most powerful voices in music history, with Andy Lantz on piano. Soaring high notes, feverish passion, glamour, and unapologetic diva attitude — because one diva is never enough.

Australian cabaret virtuoso Kim David Smith—hailed by Broadway World as the "David Bowie of cabaret" and by The New York Times as the "male Marlene Dietrich"—brings torch-singing mastery to Provincetown. Expect bruise-hearted renditions of Marlene, Minnelli, Piaf, Judy, and more, reimagined in jazzy, Julie London-esque arrangements by award-winning pianist Tracy Stark. A night of slyly subversive cabaret for anyone who knows that the best songs are written in minor keys.