Paige Turner Drag Me To The Movies

Judy Gold returns to the Post Office Cabaret for her 35th year with a fearless stand-up set that charges straight into free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, and the 24/7 news cycle dumpster fire. A comedy force with 44 years in show business and an Emmy-winning track record (HBO, Netflix, Comedy Central), she doesn't tiptoe—she hits hard and never waits for permission to be funny. No filter. No retreat. Just Judy saying the things you're thinking.

A campy, high-energy stage retelling of the cult-classic film—Miranda Priestly's red-bottomed shoe scandal unravels into a whirlwind of fashion week chaos, office meltdowns, and a glamorous showdown in Paris. NPR calls it "a comedic kicker of a play," while SiriusXM raves it's "murderously funny." A drop-dead chic cast delivers the laughs, the drama, and the fabulous finale you didn't know you needed.

NYC's Showbiz Spitfire Paige Turner returns for her 6th season in Provincetown with an all-live sung cabaret that's pure theatrical gold. She reimagines herself in the movie roles that got away—from Grease and Titanic to The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars—with show-stopping songs, Hollywood glamour, and her signature campy wit. It's a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. Grab your popcorn and click those heels.

Billie Jean and La Kia Mondale bring the Vegas glamour to Provincetown with a high-energy two-queen showcase. Dazzling costumes, iconic music, and show-stopping moments that capture the spirit of a classic Las Vegas revue — the kind of night that reminds you why cabaret still hits different.