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A comedy parody by Jamie Morris that picks up where Schitt's Creek left off—David Rose's honeymoon in Provincetown takes a chaotic turn when Patrick disappears on a surprise tour, leaving David alone in a seaside town full of distractions. Naturally, the entire Rose family shows up to "support," and what follows is pure comedy gold: Moira hijacks the Film Festival, Alexis falls for a mysterious musician, Johnny launches a bold new business venture, and Stevie gets swept up in an unexpected romance. The laughter begins upon arrival and doesn't stop.

Carlös is back for her second full season in Provincetown, and she's bringing the full package—zany impressions of Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita, dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and hilarious crowd work. Fresh off five years headlining Virgin Voyages cruises and residencies in Puerto Vallarta, she's ready to deliver an hour of nonstop energy and crowd-pleasing music that'll remind you why she's become a P-Town favorite.

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts comedy and heart. Dinner and a slice of cheesecake are included, which means you're getting a full evening of nostalgia, zingy one-liners, and the kind of theatrical charm that makes you remember why you loved this show in the first place. Running through September, seating is limited.

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch is back—a high-energy, laugh-out-loud experience where P-Town's finest drag entertainers take the stage to twirl, tease, and turn your morning into a full-blown celebration. Live singing, show-stopping dance numbers, outrageous comedy, and dazzling character illusions mean every brunch delivers something fresh and unexpected. Fridays and Saturdays feature "Queens of the PO" hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos with a rotating cast including Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, and Jizelle. Sundays rotate between "Misleading Ladies" and "Brunch Business"—the latter a gloriously chaotic corporate meeting hosted by Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos, complete with bacon, Broadway, and absolutely no follow-through. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because.

A deliriously campy mashup that crashes two pop culture icons into one fever dream: The Golden Girls meets Mean Girls. Cady Heron lands in Miami for a school year with four opinionated older ladies, but after a long flight and too much cheesecake, she wakes up in a twisted high school hierarchy where Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia have become the ultimate Plastics. Shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery collide in this tight, fast-paced romp that's equal parts nostalgia and chaos.