Paige Turner: Drag Me To The Movies

Three powerhouse voices—Delta Miles, Qya Cristál, and Roxy Pops—take the Post Office Cabaret stage for a night of live singing drag that's part Broadway, part disco, all spectacle. Expect dazzling costume changes, three-part harmonies, and the kind of high-energy choreography that makes Provincetown crowds lose their minds. From Lady Marmalade to Over the Rainbow to the Moulin Rouge Diamonds Medley, this is DIVA! in its fourth year, and it keeps getting better.

Four nights a week, the beloved characters from the hit sitcom come alive through drag performance at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret. Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine embody Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia with charm and comedic timing, walking you through scene after scene of zingy repartee and nostalgic humor. Dinner and a slice of cheesecake are included with your ticket — it's the kind of evening that feels like gathering with old friends who just happen to be in full drag.

Provincetown's most fabulous drag brunch is back at the Post Office Café, where rotating lineups of local queens take the stage for live singing, show-stopping dance numbers, outrageous comedy, and dazzling character illusions. Fridays and Saturdays feature "Queens of the PO" hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos with queens like Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, and Jizelle. Sundays bring "Brunch Business"—a limited engagement where Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos lead a hilariously questionable corporate meeting with ceiling-high kicks, basement-level comedy, and an agenda of bacon, Broadway, and yacht rock. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because. Come for the brunch, stay for the queens.

A deliriously campy mashup that collides The Golden Girls with Mean Girls—imagine Cady Heron landing in Miami High where Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are pulling off the most savage social schemes imaginable. It's a fever dream of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery that proves age is just a number, but being mean is forever. Fast-paced, clever, and packed with iconic character parodies that land every time.

Carlös is bringing the full force of her P-Town residency to the Post Office stage — a relentless hour of zany impressions (Cher, Marilyn, Liza, Chita), dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and the kind of crowd work that keeps the room laughing. After five years headlining cruise ships and multiple Puerto Vallarta residencies, she's ready to be your star, and Saturday nights at the Post Office are where it happens.

THE DEVIL WEARS PAYLESS - inspired by campy, endlessly quotable 2006 cult-classic film starring Meryl Streep as the ultimate boss from hell - this outrageous, high-fashion farce struts onto the stage in a fast-paced, high-energy, over-the-top stage retelling with a delicious twist. When it's discovered that the icy and iconic Miranda Priestly has been secretly spray-painting the bottoms of her shoes red to pass them off as designer, the illusion of effortless luxury begins to crack. Enter naïve, determined Andy, who stumbles into the scandal of the season and sets out to uncover the truth—one budget heel at a time. What follows is a whirlwind of fashion week fiascos, office meltdowns, and increasingly unhinged attempts to maintain the façade, all barreling toward a glamorous showdown in Paris. There, rival editor Jacqueline Follet circles like a vulture, ready to expose Miranda and take her down once and for all. But in a world built on illusion, image, and ambition, never underestimate Miranda. Because just when you think she's finished—she delivers the final, fabulous blow.