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A Woman Named Carlos is bringing the full cabaret experience to P-Town — stellar impressions of Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita, backed by dazzling costumes, jaw-dropping dance routines, and the kind of crowd work that keeps the room laughing. This is the kind of show that reminds you why Post Office Cafe & Cabaret's stage has launched so many legendary careers.

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts nostalgia and comedy. You get a full dinner, zingy banter, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're discovering the magic for the first time.

Judy Gold returns for her 35th year at the Post Office Cabaret with a stand-up set that cuts right to the bone—tackling free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, and the relentless 24/7 news cycle with the kind of comedy that makes you laugh and think at the same time. Sharp, cathartic, and exactly what you need.

A witch gains her powers at 16—but what happens when menopause hits at 40? Qya Cristal, Delta Miles, and Roxy Pops star in this hilarious new musical comedy written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles. A sharp, funny take on power, aging, and what it means to still have magic left to give.