Miss Richfield 1981

Judy Gold returns to the Post Office Cabaret for her 35th year with a fearless stand-up set that charges straight into free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, and the 24/7 news cycle dumpster fire. A comedy force with 44 years in show business and an Emmy-winning track record (HBO, Netflix, Comedy Central), she doesn't tiptoe—she hits hard and never waits for permission to be funny. No filter. No retreat. Just Judy saying the things you're thinking.

A campy, high-energy stage retelling of the cult-classic film—Miranda Priestly's red-bottomed shoe scandal unravels into a whirlwind of fashion week chaos, office meltdowns, and a glamorous showdown in Paris. NPR calls it "a comedic kicker of a play," while SiriusXM raves it's "murderously funny." A drop-dead chic cast delivers the laughs, the drama, and the fabulous finale you didn't know you needed.

NYC's Showbiz Spitfire Paige Turner returns for her 6th season in Provincetown with an all-live sung cabaret that's pure theatrical gold. She reimagines herself in the movie roles that got away—from Grease and Titanic to The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars—with show-stopping songs, Hollywood glamour, and her signature campy wit. It's a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. Grab your popcorn and click those heels.

Billie Jean and La Kia Mondale bring the Vegas glamour to Provincetown with a high-energy two-queen showcase. Dazzling costumes, iconic music, and show-stopping moments that capture the spirit of a classic Las Vegas revue — the kind of night that reminds you why cabaret still hits different.

A comedy parody by Jamie Morris that picks up where Schitt's Creek left off. David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown—except Patrick's been whisked away on an international tour, leaving him spiraling solo. Cue the Rose family arriving to "support," Moira's comeback tour ambitions, Alexis falling for a mysterious street musician, and Johnny's bold new Rosebud Motel venture. Even Stevie gets swept up when she meets a confident lesbian real estate agent. It's the chaos you loved from the show, live and hilarious on the Post Office Cabaret stage.

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts nostalgia and comedy. You get a full dinner, zingy banter, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're discovering the magic for the first time.