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First Wednesday of the month, Eagle Players brings new work to life—playwrights, actors, songwriters, and performance artists reading fresh scripts, trying out new material, and workshopping ideas in front of a room that actually gets it. Writers: bring copies of short works to submit or read yourself. Performers: debut new pieces. Everyone else: show up, watch something real happen, and drink while you're at it.

The leather community's monthly gathering that's been going strong for over 15 years — a first Friday tradition where you can cruise, catch up with regulars, or meet someone new. It's unapologetic queer joy in its most relaxed form, exactly the kind of low-key social that keeps a community connected.

Greece meets nightlife at this summer celebration of Mediterranean vibes and queer joy. Think sun-soaked energy, island aesthetics, and a dance floor ready to move — SF Eagle's take on why the gays and Greece are a perfect match. Friday night, 9pm.

Meet the SF K9 Unit pups and their handlers at an afternoon hangout that's part social, part furry fun. Bring your own pup or just come to pet someone else's — the Eagle's got plenty of space and a genuinely welcoming crowd. The venue is mostly wheelchair accessible; just let staff know if you need a hand with the few steps to the main area.

First Saturday at the Eagle is for the leather and kink crowd ready to let loose. Packed dance floor, play spaces, and a room full of people who came to get down and dirty — this is old-school Eagle energy at its rawest. Horny, primal, unapologetic. Arrive ready.

Wednesday nights belong to the women, gays, and theys ready to test new material and find their voice on stage. Hysteria is where the SF Bay Area's queer comedy scene comes to work out ideas, support each other, and laugh at jokes only we get. Low-pressure, high-energy, and genuinely funny — exactly what a comedy open mic should be.