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Pony's monthly drag takeover brings four killer queens to the stage: Cookie Couture, Rowan Ruthless, Stevie 303, and Hoochie Papa. A rotating lineup of local talent that keeps the energy high and the crowd dancing. No cover means there's no reason not to show up.

DJ Sling Dion takes over Pony's decks from 9pm until 2am — a late-night spin through whatever's on his mind that night. No cover means there's zero friction between you and a good time.

Sunday afternoons at Pony belong to the tea dance crowd — a mix of divas, deviants, and daddies soaking up sun on the patio with a drink in hand. No cover charge, $2 off wells and drafts until 8pm, and four hours to settle into the kind of vibe that makes Capitol Hill's best dive bar feel like the only place to be on a Sunday.

Tuesday nights at Pony belong to the people who show up to belt out everything from classic rock to indie deep cuts, hosted by TV. It's the kind of karaoke where the crowd actually wants to hear you sing — and the dive bar energy means nobody's taking it too seriously. No cover, cheap drinks, and a room that gets progressively more fun as the night goes on.

Dark, moody, and unapologetically loud — Nite Terror is where goth, industrial, darkwave, and metal collide on the dance floor. DJ Hex-a-Gone spins the sounds that make you feel alive at 2 AM, and the crowd that shows up knows exactly what they're here for. No cover, all atmosphere.

Disco, house, and funk all night with DJs shortSTACK and yourMOM behind the decks. No cover means there's zero reason not to show up and dance.