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Tuesday nights at Pony belong to anyone brave enough to grab the mic. Host TV keeps the energy high with a setlist spanning classic karaoke staples, power ballads, punk covers, and deep alternative cuts. It's the kind of unpretentious, dive-bar karaoke night where the crowd actually cheers you on, drinks are cheap, and there's zero judgment. No cover — no reason not to sing.

Scary-Ann takes the wheel for a punk rock and horror-themed night that leans fully into the spooky season energy. DJ Pavor Nocturnus keeps the dark beats rolling, the vibe is delightfully unhinged, and there's no cover charge to get in on the mayhem.

Bath house vibes meet the dance floor — DJ Sling Dion spins deep disco and Italo all night at Pony's most atmospheric Friday. No cover means there's zero reason not to show up and lose yourself in the music.

A Capitol Hill Sunday staple at Pony: claim a spot on the patio with the divas, deviants, and daddies for four hours of sun, dancing, and cheap drinks. Wells and drafts are $2 off until 8pm, and there's never a cover — just a mixed, easygoing crowd and the kind of low-key vibe that makes this the neighborhood's most reliable tea dance.

Tuesday nights at Pony belong to anyone brave enough to grab the mic. Host TV keeps the energy high with a setlist spanning classic karaoke staples, power ballads, punk covers, and deep alternative cuts. It's the kind of unpretentious, dive-bar karaoke night where the crowd actually cheers you on, drinks are cheap, and there's zero judgment. No cover — no reason not to sing.

Thursday nights at Pony belong to DJ Tasteful Nude, who spins house and nu-disco into the kind of groovy, feel-good set that keeps the dance floor moving. No cover means there's zero reason not to show up and let loose with a crowd that actually knows how to dance.