Bump in the Night

Tuesday nights at Pony belong to anyone brave enough to grab the mic. Host TV keeps the energy high with a setlist spanning classic karaoke staples, power ballads, punk covers, and deep alternative cuts. It's the kind of unpretentious, dive-bar karaoke night where the crowd actually cheers you on, drinks are cheap, and there's zero judgment. No cover — no reason not to sing.

Thursday nights at Pony belong to DJ Tasteful Nude, who spins house and nu-disco into the kind of groovy, feel-good set that keeps the dance floor moving. No cover means there's zero reason not to show up and let loose with a crowd that actually knows how to dance.

Retro Gay Tunes from 1955-1985 with DJ King of Pants spinning the soundtrack to some of the best decades in queer history. No cover, no pretense — just good music and the kind of crowd that actually knows how to dance to it. Kicks off at 9pm.

A Capitol Hill Sunday staple at Pony: claim a spot on the patio with the divas, deviants, and daddies for four hours of sun, dancing, and cheap drinks. Wells and drafts are $2 off until 8pm, and there's never a cover — just a mixed, easygoing crowd and the kind of low-key vibe that makes this the neighborhood's most reliable tea dance.

Tuesday nights at Pony belong to anyone brave enough to grab the mic. Host TV keeps the energy high with a setlist spanning classic karaoke staples, power ballads, punk covers, and deep alternative cuts. It's the kind of unpretentious, dive-bar karaoke night where the crowd actually cheers you on, drinks are cheap, and there's zero judgment. No cover — no reason not to sing.

Pony's monthly drag takeover brings together Cookie Couture, Rowan Ruthless, Stevie 303, and Hoochie Papa for a night of performances that'll have the whole room locked in. No cover means there's zero reason not to show up and see what these queens bring to the stage.