Gay Bingo

Monday nights at Unicorn are for singing your heart out—four hours of karaoke from 9pm to 1am with a crowd that actually wants to hear you. The venue's carnival energy is on full display: pinball machines, taxidermy, art everywhere, and one of the longest cocktail menus in the city. There are prizes, a dance floor if you need a break from the mic, and the kind of Monday reset that actually makes sense.

A midday gathering rooted in healing and community care — tea, altars, plants, movement, and magic woven together. This is a space designed for rest, reflection, and connection, where you can show up as you are and find grounding in practices that nourish the spirit.

Tuesday nights at Unicorn mean free bingo hosted by Izzy Access and Fraya Love, with vintage arcade games, audience participation, and actual prizes on the line. No cover, no entry fee — just show up, play, and let the drag queens run the show in this circus-themed Capitol Hill institution.

Tuesday nights at Pony belong to the people who show up to belt out classic and alternative karaoke hits under the guidance of host TV. Come ready to bellow, drink cheap, and have the kind of fun that only happens when everyone's a little loose and the song choices get progressively weirder. No cover means there's zero excuse not to make this your weekly thing.

The spiritual successor to the comedy shows that came before it — this one's got the same irreverent energy and heart, just with fresh faces and sharper jokes. If you've been looking for a reason to laugh on a Wednesday night, this is it.

Last Wednesday of every month, Scary-Ann takes over with DJ Pavor Nocturnus for a punk rock and horror-themed night that leans into the spooky side of things. Free entry means no excuses to show up and see what kind of monstrosity unfolds on the dance floor.