The Golden Girls Dinner

Jamie Morris's comedy parody picks up where the Emmy-winning show left off—David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown, except he's completely alone. When Patrick gets whisked away on a surprise tour, the entire Rose family arrives to "support," immediately turning the trip into their own circus. Moira crashes the Film Festival, Alexis falls for a mysterious street musician, Johnny launches a bold new business venture, and Stevie gets swept up by a confident lesbian real estate agent. David just wants a moment of peace. The laughter doesn't stop from arrival to curtain call.

Provincetown's drag brunch scene lives here—a rotating lineup of local queens serving live singing, dance numbers, comedy, and character illusions alongside New England seafood and craft cocktails. Each day has its own vibe: Carlos hosts a sing-along Thursday with 70s yacht rock through showtunes; Raquel Blake and friends take over Friday and Saturday with high-energy performances; Nina West brings star power on select Saturdays; and the Sunday lineups shift seasonally. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just a Saturday morning that turns into a full celebration. $25 gets you brunch, drinks, and queens who know how to work a room.

A deliriously campy mashup that crashes two pop culture icons into one fever dream. Cady Heron lands in Miami for a school year with Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia—except she wakes up in a high school ruled by The Plastics, who look suspiciously familiar. Watch as these four ladies of a certain age transform into the savage social hierarchy of Mean Girls, complete with shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery. Provincetown Magazine called it "a tight, fast-paced romp with great performances and clever co-mingling of two well-known stories." Runs Friday nights through September at Post Office Cabaret.

Matt Alber returns to Provincetown for Bear Week, making his Post Office Cabaret debut! Matt is a two-time Grammy® Award-winning recording artist, filmmaker and youth mentor based in Portland, OR. His original songs and reinterpretations of pop classics appear regularly on television series' like 911 (FOX), The Fosters (ABC Family) & 911 Lonestar (FOX.) Notable appearances include sold out performances at Lincoln Center in New York on the esteemed American Songbook Series and featured soloist at the opening ceremonies of the Gay Olympic Games in Chicago at Soldier Field. As a filmmaker, Matt focuses on the stories of LGBTQ+ youth & elders. His current docu-series, Queer As Fundamental (Queer AF*) features the life stories of six young Queer artists on a journey to express how they fundamental to the fabric of life. To learn more, visit: www.queeraf.tv

Matt Alber brings his sharp wit and musical talent to the Post Office Cabaret stage—a performer who knows how to work a room and make you feel seen. Expect clever storytelling woven through original songs and covers, the kind of show that lands somewhere between cabaret intimacy and comedy club energy. It's the type of Sunday night that reminds you why live performance matters, especially in a room full of people who get it.

Mike Flanagan's taking over the Post Office Cafe & Cabaret stage for Bear Hug, and you're in for a night of pure entertainment magic at one of Provincetown's most iconic venues. This isn't just a show—it's a celebration of community, talent, and the kind of energy that makes Bear Week unforgettable, all happening on the legendary cabaret stage that's been launching careers for nearly 50 years. Grab a craft cocktail, settle in, and get ready to be absolutely charmed by one of the best nights of the week.