Tammie Brown is BONKERZ!

Jamie Morris's comedy parody picks up where the Emmy-winning show left off—David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown, except he's completely alone. When Patrick gets whisked away on a surprise tour, the entire Rose family arrives to "support," immediately turning the trip into their own circus. Moira crashes the Film Festival, Alexis falls for a mysterious street musician, Johnny launches a bold new business venture, and Stevie gets swept up by a confident lesbian real estate agent. David just wants a moment of peace. The laughter doesn't stop from arrival to curtain call.

Provincetown's drag brunch scene lives here—a rotating lineup of local queens serving live singing, dance numbers, comedy, and character illusions alongside New England seafood and craft cocktails. Each day has its own vibe: Carlos hosts a sing-along Thursday with 70s yacht rock through showtunes; Raquel Blake and friends take over Friday and Saturday with high-energy performances; Nina West brings star power on select Saturdays; and the Sunday lineups shift seasonally. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just a Saturday morning that turns into a full celebration. $25 gets you brunch, drinks, and queens who know how to work a room.

Provincetown's summer heat meets pure poolside chaos at this daytime rager on the Boatslip deck. Think packed crowds, cold drinks, dance floor energy, and that particular magic that happens when the sun's still high and everyone's already in a mood. It's the kind of Thursday afternoon that blurs into evening, where you show up for a few hours and somehow lose track of time entirely.

Solid Gold Tea is Boatslip's legendary Thursday afternoon dance party — the kind of scene where the sun's still high, the drinks are flowing, and the dance floor is packed with people ready to lose themselves in the music. Live DJs keep the energy moving across the waterfront patio, and there's something electric about dancing with the ocean at your back and the whole Provincetown vibe humming around you. It's the perfect reason to extend your Pride weekend or just reset midweek with your people.

Every Thursday night at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret, Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia come alive through the sharp wit and charm of Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine. It's a drag show that leans into the nostalgia and humor of the iconic sitcom, paired with dinner and a slice of cheesecake that's included in your ticket. Seating fills up fast, so claim your spot for a night that hits all the marks: great performances, good food, and the kind of laughter that comes from people who actually know how to do this well.

Thursday nights in Purgatory belong to the himbos—William Francis is bringing the energy to Club Purgatory every week this summer, starting at 10pm. Meet in the basement, channel your inner himbo, and dance with a crowd that gets the vibe. It's the kind of recurring night that builds momentum as the season goes on.