Diva! Presents: Sabrina The Middle Aged Witch

NYC's Showbiz Spitfire Paige Turner returns for her 6th season in Provincetown with an all-live sung cabaret that's pure theatrical gold. She reimagines herself in the movie roles that got away—from Grease and Titanic to The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars—with show-stopping songs, Hollywood glamour, and her signature campy wit. It's a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. Grab your popcorn and click those heels.

Billie Jean and La Kia Mondale bring the Vegas glamour to Provincetown with a high-energy two-queen showcase. Dazzling costumes, iconic music, and show-stopping moments that capture the spirit of a classic Las Vegas revue — the kind of night that reminds you why cabaret still hits different.

A comedy parody by Jamie Morris that picks up where Schitt's Creek left off. David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown—except Patrick's been whisked away on an international tour, leaving him spiraling solo. Cue the Rose family arriving to "support," Moira's comeback tour ambitions, Alexis falling for a mysterious street musician, and Johnny's bold new Rosebud Motel venture. Even Stevie gets swept up when she meets a confident lesbian real estate agent. It's the chaos you loved from the show, live and hilarious on the Post Office Cabaret stage.

Thursday nights at Post Office Cafe & Cabaret belong to Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia—brought to life by Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, and Vivienne Fontaine in a drag show that's equal parts nostalgia and comedy. You get a full dinner, zingy banter, and a slice of cheesecake included with your ticket. It's the kind of show that works whether you've watched the series a hundred times or you're discovering the magic for the first time.